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First off let me thank China Town for your message, although it came as anonymous. Unless it really was China Town, cool cool.

Alright, I'm tired and have seen the sunrise for the last couple of weeks. My sleep deprivation isn't as bad as my friend Kris' but that man is mostlikely a demon anyway so he doesn't need to worry about sleep.

One of my biggest problem with going to bed at say 8:00am is the cartoons that are on right now. Astro Boy? Not cool, ever. Anyone that says they love Astro Boy have clearly never actually watched the show or are just being extremely nostalgic grasping at the only joyful childhood memory.

People shouldn't put background music on websites unless its a bad ass song. E.g. "Journey - Don't Stop Believing" or more impress "Jonathon Coulton - Re: Your Brains". Get that song, listen to it with your ears and feel yourself... Enjoying the music that is...

I'm too lazy to get a new phone. Either that or I'm way too loyal. The current one is awesome. Random tidbit, too tired to make sense. Good night.

Sorry, I've been ridiculously busy with little to show for it.

Have 2 good ideas for posts here that hopefully I will be able to address next week.

In the mean time I'll give some personal developments instead of commentary. First off, will start Thomas Edison State College soon. Persuing a degree in English (Creative Writing) and it won't cost me that much for my Bachelor's. Should be getting my blue belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu pretty soon, that will be sweet.

Also Horacio, I've taken your suggestion in consideration. I'll make sure not to curse more than once every 5 posts. And if I do curse will be used it will be purposeful and not done just because.

I've done some cool crap at Final Sandwich. Besides posting comics and some stories I've also added the features to let anyone register and post their own writings. Free of charge obviously. Hopefully next week I will also be able to throw up at least two new comics and one new writing. Time will tell and I give no guarantee.

Alright, thats it for now. Sorry for not being funny. I'll make it up to you by being ridiculously sexy.

Its official, I either hate the media or retarded parents. Many times they go hand in hand as somehow retarded parents acquire air time. Anyways this year they have two horrible, horrible suggestions for the general public.

First off we have the groups wanting to ban trick-or-treating, unless the children be buggered and\or murdered (by terrorists or cultists, your pick). Then we have the groups saying children shouldn't trick-or-treat with toy guns. They might actually be mistaken for terrorists, maybe midget radicals.

I say "Fuck that!" Children should be trick-or-treating and they should be armed to the teeth with real guns. Hell, this is America after all.

So you're saying that you are a parent that is afraid for your child's safety but too irresponsible to actually escort them trick-or-treating? Well its never been easier to be an absentee parent with some of my proposed Halloween costumes! Feel free to use these with your own young children.

First up for the boys we have "Johnny Tesla Coil".

Who's going to "bad touch" someone wielding 3,000 watts of pure pain? Not this guy.

Don't feel so safe with that much metal and electricity on your child's head? Easy, try "Billy Surface-To-Air".

This surface-to-air packs enough punch to clear out an entire apartment filled with extremists.

Last up for the boys we have my personal favorite, "John Rambo".

If Sylvester Stallone can hold up a 50-cal, then so can your little guy.

Now up for the girls lets start it off with "Lisa Leprosy".

This one takes some actual prepping to take. Especially hard knowing when to let the disease first incubate and then spread.

Or you could always go with "Barbie Barb Wired".

With the grace of a princess and the ferocity of barbed wire this one is sure to be a hit.

Finally on our list I offer one that actually needs some true supernatual-esque abilities, so some unfortunate children might not be appreciate the fun with this one. Behold, "Carrie".

Thats right, Stephen King's masterpiece is back and shes ready to share the fun of telekinesis with everyone!

There you go parents, some fun and easy ways to let your children enjoy the holiday while still leaving time for wife swapping.

Happy Halloween everyone! Be safe and have fun!

Well, Final Sandwich is finally alive and online. Its been about 2 years since this idea was formed between Pollock and me ("Final Sandwich" was his name, I wanted "Break your teeth with a hammer and than nail your throat shut" but the domain was taken already). Anyways, Final Sandwich houses writings, art, and comics as well as a working message board. So check it out and sign up. I programmed the crap out of it, so seriously sign up.

Now that my comics are hosted there I'm not sure what I'm going to do with phynet.com. Maybe an online store of some sorts. Either way, I now have about 10 domain names with no immediate purpose.

Other news, I need a vacation. Things have just been getting way too busy. Also, need to master jumping ramps with my car. That way I could be even more impressive on first dates.

Alright, I'm out. Here's something enjoyable.

P.S. A hint for an upcoming blog, the target is European's and their house music (looking at you Danzel, and your need to 'Pump It Up').

Yes a lot of you have been waiting for this day. By a lot I mean roughly 3 people and thats including me. So this is for you other 2 people who are reading this for the first time.

Stop what you are doing, beat up your children and great ready for the hour(s) of fun! This site is here to kick ass, major ass. So cruise around, leave some messages, and don't take this page too seriously. Except for the business aspect of it. Take that very seriously and seriously send me business so I can make some monies. Lots of monies. Lots of filthy, dirty monies. Put in my mouth kind of filthy, dirty, monies. Mmmmm...

Enjoy! Because I know I will!