Those that already know me will tell you: I'm a lot like pajamas, comfy. Alright, maybe not, but they would say I'm a tad bit like a rubber band: limitless possibilites and hours of recreation. So I'm a rubber band man or even better, a Renaissance Man. Whether you need help with computers, art, or even chess I can definitely lend a hand (and a cold beverage).
When it comes to computers I'm self taught to the max. With over 10 years experience in web media as well as computer maintence its safe to say experience is on my side. Areas of web proficiency include (but not limited to): XHTML, CSS, JavaScript, PERL, PHP, MySQL, AJAX, and learning Flash. I can easily handle all design aspects of a site as well as the maintence.
As for computers themselves, well I can build them, repair them, turn them into roller skates, etc. Actually probably can't turn them into roller skates but you'll surely have fun with whatever service ia performed on it.
Enough computer jargon, lets talk about art. I love art, lots of art, lots of styles. My skills lay in graphite, ink, and collage as well as computer related illustrations. Whether they're pieces for printed media, web media, or just a gallery piece I can handle (and enjoy) creating it. Weapon of choice being Adobe CS.
Should also mention that I'm a teacher. I can teach all we've talked about so far as well as chess. Currently a 2283(p) FIDE player holding vast tournament and teaching experience.
So in conclusion: I'm artistic, creative, cute, funny, and probably a tad bit over confident. But that's part of the magic and when you're in a bind I'm the right man for the job.
"John Mullanaphy you are one crazy mo-fo!" - Nora
"You're the funniest guy I've never met!" - Amanda
"Always causing trouble" - Cathy
"You have reached 100% of your On-Line Gallery message storage limit. Before you can save more, you will need to delete some saved messages from your galleries." - Verizon
"Yes!" - Bill
"Your site needs more content. Write some shit..." - Tom
"I love these. They are really awesome. I'd love to see more of your work." - Amy
"Aww, and you haven't changed one bit! That's adorable." - Maye
"Pants!" - Brian
"You're the funniest guy I've met!" - Kaycee
"If I'm not careful I could break my neck on this website." - Joel