RESULTS:

1. Bob Costas is probably mad lame
2. Jin is a geek, but we will let that slide... However Jin probably likes using a Mac and we won't let that slide...
3. John is a nerd but totally rad, and probably likes to buy ice cream for Korean girls.

HOWTO:

To run this script, just add all the names you want to the query_string. Here are some examples:

1. /people.php?John,Jin,Bob+Costas
2. /people.php?Bob+Costas,nerds:John;Bill+Gates,geeks:Jin;Steve+Jobs
3. /people.php?show_code,nerd:John,geek:Jin,Bob+Costas
4. /people.php?Bob+Costas,nerd:John,nerd:Bill+Gates,geek:Jin,geek:Steve+Jobs

So pretty much seperate all people by a comma put a NERD: or GEEK: infront if the person is one and if you want to see the code put show_code as a name somewhere.

Enjoy!

CODE:

<?php
  class People {
    private $nerds, $geeks, $people;
    
    public function __construct() {
      $this->nerds = array('John','John Lindsay','John Lindsay Mullanaphy','John Mullanaphy','Mullanaphy');
      $this->geeks = array('Jin','Jin Hee','Jin Hee Kim','Jin Kim','Kim');
      $people = func_get_args();
      foreach($people as $person) {
        if(is_array($person)) { for($i=0;$i<count($person);++$i) { $this->people[] = urldecode($person[$i]); } }
        else { $this->person[] = urldecode($person); }
      }
    }
    
    public function add_nerds() {
      $nerds = func_get_args();
      if(count($nerds)==0) { return $this->nerds; }
      foreach($nerds as $nerd) {
        if(is_array($nerd)) {
          for($i=0;$i<count($nerd);++$i) {
            $this->nerds[] = urldecode($nerd[$i]);
            $this->people[] = urldecode($nerd[$i]);
          }
        }
        else {
          $this->nerds[] = urldecode($nerd);
          $this->people[] = urldecode($nerd);
        }
      }
      $this->nerds = array_unique($this->nerds);
      $this->people = array_unique($this->people);
      return $this->nerds;
    }
    
    public function add_geeks() {
      $geeks = func_get_args();
      if(count($geeks)==0) { return $this->geeks; }
      foreach($geeks as $geek) {
        if(is_array($geek)) {
          for($i=0;$i<count($geek);++$i) {
            $this->geeks[] = urldecode($geek[$i]);
            $this->people[] = urldecode($geek[$i]);
          }
        }
        else {
          $this->geeks[] = urldecode($geek);
          $this->people[] = urldecode($geek);
        }
      }
      $this->geeks = array_unique($this->geeks);
      $this->people = array_unique($this->people);
      return $this->geeks;
    }
    
    public function add_people() {
      $people = func_get_args();
      if(count($people)==0) { return $this->people; }
      foreach($people as $person) { $this->people[] = urldecode($person); }
      $this->people = array_unique($this->people);
      return $this->people;
    }
    
    public function clear() {
      $clears = func_get_args();
      if(count($clears)==0) {
        $this->geeks = array();
        $this->nerds = array();
        $this->people = array();
        return true;
      }
      foreach($clears as $clear) { $this->$clear = array(); }
      return true;
    }
    
    public function evaluate() {
      $eval = false;
      sort($this->people);
      foreach($this->people AS $person) {
        if(in_array($person,$this->nerds)) { $eval .= '<li>'.$person.' is a nerd but totally rad, and probably likes to buy ice cream for Korean girls.</li>'; }
        else if(in_array($person,$this->geeks)) { $eval .= '<li>'.$person.' is a geek, but we will let that slide...  However '.$person.' probably likes using a Mac and we won\'t let that slide...</li>'; }
        else { $eval .= '<li>'.$person.' is probably mad lame</li>'; }
      }
      if($eval) { $eval = '<ol>'.$eval.'</ol>'; }
      return $eval;
    }
  }
  
  if(strlen($_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'])>0) {
    $pre_query_string = split(',',$_SERVER['QUERY_STRING']);
    foreach($pre_query_string as $string) {
      if(preg_match('/nerd/i',$string)) {
        $string = split(':',$string);
        if(!isset($nerds)) { $nerds = split(';',$string[1]); }
        else { $nerds = array_merge($nerds,split(';',$string[1])); }
      }
      else if(preg_match('/geek/i',$string)) {
        $string = split(':',$string);
        if(!isset($geeks)) { $geeks = split(';',$string[1]); }
        else { $geeks = array_merge($geeks,split(';',$string[1])); }
      }
      else { $query_string[] = $string; }
    }
    unset($pre_query_string);
  }
  else { $query_string = array('Jin','John','Bob Costas'); }
  foreach($query_string as $person) { if($person!='show_code') { $people[] = $person; } }
  
  $People = new People($query_string);
  if(isset($nerds)) { $People->add_nerds($nerds); }
  if(isset($geeks)) { $People->add_geeks($geeks); }
  print $People->evaluate();
?>

© Mullanaphy! 2009
Not sure why you'd ever need this code however feel free to use and\or modify whatever you want on this page. Go nuts, get crazy, go go ba-nanas!

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